LET THE EAGLE SOOOOOOAR!
HIGHER THAN IT'S EVER SOARED BEFORRRE!
YEAH FROM RRROCKY COAST
TO GOLDENNNN SHOOOOORE!
Okay. This shit is so amazingly stupid that it deserves an update: John Ashcroft is up to be the next Poet Laureate of the United States.
I'll give you a moment to let that sink in.
Again, John Ashcroft is up to be the next Poet Laureate of the United States. For writing "Let the Eagle Soar". And there's more. His challenger for the top honor? Conservative Alabama judge Roy Moore
, for some dumb shit entitled "Our American Birthright."
Yes, that's right, all your nightmares are coming true. This shit is real!
1) an article:http://swiftreport.blogs.com/news/2005/02/next_up_for_ash.html
2) story blatantly stolen from my friend guenever: http://www.livejournal.com/users/guenever/55755.html?view=245707&style=mine#t245707
3) also stolen from my friend missemerald:http://www.livejournal.com/users/missemerald/90910.html?style=mine